Sunday, February 10, 2008

The 6th Principle: Know the Format, part one

by Brother Said

So you've been reading the first five principles of poetry slam, right, and you nervously decide to enter your first bout. Before the competition begins, you gather with seven other poets and the emcee to go over the rules. You hear the MC say there are three rounds. While breathing deeply, you confidently go over the major rules in your own head: the three minute time limit, no props, no music, and no costumes. Your intestines are doing flips as your name is taken out of a hat and you get position six. That's pretty good positioning. The slam starts and just before you go on stage you pick a melodramatic poem meant to trump the comedy that set you up. The crowd bursts into enthusiastic applause. It gets better: you win the first round. The two lowest scoring poets get eliminated. You're puzzled. You don't remember hearing the emcee mention elimination. But who cares. You're in the lead! But then the host calls you up to start the second round.



What the hell? You're the highest scoring poet of the first round, so shouldn't you be going last in the second round? Noticing your visible confusion, one of the eliminated poets standing nearby tells you that it's high to low order in the second round. Oh. O.K. So you pick the right poem for first position in the second round, and get a pretty good score after another grand performance. Your nervousness is virtually gone. The other five poets aren't as hip as you are about the first five principles of the seven principles of poetry slam, so they're not positioning poems well. You're still the the highest scoring poet, and when the host announces the scores, you've accumulated a top score of 58.2 points. Wow! This slam stuff isn't so bad after all. At this rate you could win first place in your first slam! Even if you go first in the third round, nobody will catch up with your accumulated score. The two lowest scoring poets of the second round are eliminated and it's time for the third round. You prepare to start the third round and win this slam, when the host announces much to your surprise and consternation that the third round will be random draw clean slate.



What the f@#k?! Suddenly your high score of 58.2 is gone. You have to start from scratch. You pull 1st in the third round. Oh, that's just great. Then your poem about Pookie sacrificing herself for her puppies sets up the second poets resonant comedy about a dog named Luther with three legs who overcame all odds to survive and eventually became a high school mascot. Your 27 points gets out scored by the second poet's 27.7. At least you'll come in second, you think. And then the third poet does a thrilling melodrama about how he was influenced positively to leave gang life by an inspiring teacher who died of cancer. 28.4 points. O.K. The score creep is clearly not on your side here, and you figure you'll settle for third, because you remember in my first principle of poetry slam article I told you there are three winners in a slam. Third is definitely not bad for your first slam. However, the final poet does a poem about how his sister was raped by Uncle Joe. He gets 30 points, and you lose. Game over. There's always the next slam.



What the hell happened? You're acting like a novice slammer is what happened. Well, you're not suppose to be a novice slammer forever, right? But really, a lot of slammers, even vets, ignore the format of a slam until they get screwed at the end - then they want to complain. Emcees usually explain the slam format before the slam. But emcees can be rookies too or just busy, so you had better ask what the format is before the slam starts. If your city has more than one slam don't assume the formats of the slam on 7th street is the same as the format of the slam around the corner or crosstown. That's right, every local slam may have a different format - some slightly different from others. Some are radically different from others. Poetry Slam Incorporated doesn't even recommend a format. But local slams usually pick a format that reflects the goals of the local slam. Most local slams want to field a solid slam team to send to Nationals. Poets who win despite a difficult format become prime contenders. If you are one of those poets that wants to make a team then you need to take format seriously.


But I'm a pretty good writer, you say, and I'm increasing my number of performance poems like you said, Brother Said. I practice my poems over and over until the performance is flawless. I'm developing a good strategy - what does format have to do with anything? Good question, because even I overlooked the importance of this principle. I thought I would be able to wrap this principle up in one article. I actually started this article before I started the article on the 5th principle. It was during the writing of this article that I realized the topic of format is so important, I'll have to present this principle in two parts.


But to answer your question: remember, poetry slam is a positional game. Depending on the format your position can shift radically throughout the game into a better or worse position. Your application of basic poetry slam strategy is going to be effected by how you get into good or bad position. If you want to be a serious poetry slammer that wants to make a local slam team or wants to compete for prizes, and you intend to win consistently, then you must know the format of the slam beyond the random draw. There will always be a random draw before the slam. Here are the main components of format we will discuss in part 2: rotation, number of contestants, elimination, the recording of scores, and special rules.

Dealing With Crisis

By Brother Said

I have to apologize to those of you looking forward to the continuation of the series: The 7 Principles of Poetry Slam. Just as Super Slam Week worked out like we planned, and we thought we had a dedicated team, and I was busy scheduling practices - two people dropped. They suddenly realized that being on a slam team and practicing every week was more responsibility than they had expected - one reason why I and my board of directors decided to hold prizes until after a team returns from Nationals.

So here is the list of alternates. I'm trying to track you down here in Houston, but if you see your name on this list and you notify me before I hold an Alternates Slam - then you can take your rightful place on the team, and claim prizes.

The alternate list for replacing vacancies on the Houston Slam Team are as follows:



1.Black Blues

2. Marlon

3. The Black Lotus

4. Sal

Results of Super Slam Week

By Brother Said

The 2007 - 2008 Super Slam Week started Tuesday January 22nd, 2008 and qualified several poets at venues that were enthusiastic for us to return next year. The winners of the 2008 Houston Slam Team Grand Slam Final held at our official venue Bohemeos on Saturday January 26th are as follows:

1. Camryn Barganier ($300 prize winner)
2. Brother Said (not elgible for prizes)
3. Byron Williams ($150 prize winner)
4. Larry Cortez ($100 prize winner)

Congratulations to the 2008 Houston Slam Team. Participants signed team contracts before the slam and agreed to receive their prizes in August after Nationals.

The alternate list for replacing vacancies on the Houston Slam Team are as follows:



1.Black Blues

2. Marlon

3. The Black Lotus

4. Sal

Monday, January 21, 2008

Shakesperian Asides: Remain Focused

By Brother Said


From the moment you arrive at the slam venue, you are in competition, so take everything you hear with a grain of salt, and be careful about what you say. There are fellow poets sincerely in need of advice. But be careful. You don't want to be drained by someone who wants to recite their whole poem to you just before the competition to see what you think. Such people drain you of your energy, and mess up your focus. Tell them politely you will be all too willing to help them after the slam. By the same token be careful who you listen to when advice is offered unsolicited. Some experienced poets sincerely want to help others, and when they do they will give you good tips. But some poets are ultra competitive and will give you bad advice on purpose. Some may not know what they are talking about and may want to appear knowledgeable. The bottom line: slam competition requires your focus. Be careful who you allow to interrupt that focus.


Then there are the slam myths. If you are a novice slammer, you may hear various commentary before, during, and after the slam competition: rhetoric that threatens to cloud your sense of purpose and ruin your confidence in applying strategy. One such myth is the “you need slam poems to win ” myth. Don't listen to that foolishness. There is no such thing as a “slam poem”, though you will hear that term a lot in your slam career. We play the poetry slam game with poetry period, ideally, performance poetry – though you will see all types of poetic styles. Another myth is the “there is no formula to winning” myth, which implies that there is no strategy that works at all. Don't listen to that foolishness, either. There are reasons why you win a poetry slam. There are reasons why some poets win consistently – and it can't be that their poetry is just better than every body else's in every slam. What ever those reasons are, that's a strategy. Poetry slam is a positional game and there are ways to play your poems in the various positions and ways not to play your poems.

by Brother Said


The most harmful myth though, usually propagated by an over zealous host or emcee, is that poetry slam is not about the competition or points. Most of the time just smile when you hear that and clap like everybody else, but absolutely ignore that foolishness. Sometimes that type of commentary is just filler, stuff for the host to say while he waits for the score. Other times it's an over zealous emcee polarizing the judges with ill advised, vociferous commentary. During crucial contests, if you feel it's prejudiced the judges against you, file a protest. The official definition of poetry slam is “competitive performance poetry”, and the emcee's personal opinion that they think poetry slam should not be about the competition may wrongly influence the judges. The judges should only be influenced by the poets presenting their poetry.

Shakesperian Asides: Volunteer to be a Judge

by Brother Said


Want to know how hard the judges have it? Before you start your slam career, volunteer to be a judge. You may learn what I learned when I volunteered to be a judge: you make your decisions based on emotion. Most judges are instructed by the host or emcee to give the score they feel the poem deserves. And that's what judges do - but it ain't easy. There's some inner conflict with your logical self, but there is no time for complex deliberation. You want to be fair. I had my own personal criteria which I thought was rather informed and efficient since I'm a poet – but I ended up scoring some poems without much deliberation, but based on emotion. Some people I was biased against the minute they hit the stage.


There is some scientific basis for this. Modern technology has made it possible to see the brain working in real time. Over the past ten years of brain studies the old notions that human beings think logically has been dispelled. Peoples brains have been studied in real time to see whether they funnel decisions through the logical part of their brain in the frontal lobe or through the emotional part in the back of the brain. What's been discovered? Every decision everybody makes very rarely goes through the deliberative, logical front part of the brain, but most decisions are made with the emotional portion of the brain first, even the most crucial decisions.


And that gets to the main point about poetry slam: judges aren't taking your poem home to study it. They have from 30 seconds to a minute to make a decision right then and there at the slam. Since all human beings make all their decisions emotionally anyway, what is a slam judge going to do? Slam judges go with their gut feeling - which includes comparing your poem to the poems that just preceded you. That's where the second premise of positional truth comes from. The judges scores are based not just on how good your poem is, but also where your poem fits in the order. So don't take the judges score personally. And volunteer to be a judge to see what it's like. It just might make you a better, more understanding slam competitor.